Mayor of the Best Little Town

Well hello there future citizen! I'm Mayor Hamilton. Please come to me with any questions or concerns! And I have a lot of fun stories about the people here in Castanet.
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
What if your son is the gayest lil shit in town
hamiltoncurrentmayor hamiltoncurrentmayor Said:

Well, as long as he gets kids is happy, then I am happy for him.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
What exactly do you do as mayor?
hamiltoncurrentmayor hamiltoncurrentmayor Said:

Taking an interest in your local government? Good! I do a lot of things. Mostly paperwork, but you want to know the good stuff? My favorite is welcoming new villagers to town. I just get so excited when people fall in love with Castanet like I do.

The second best duty is encouraging reproduction in Castanet. I just love babies so much. Do you have any children?

Asker Anonymous Asks:
do you write your wife letters?
hamiltoncurrentmayor hamiltoncurrentmayor Said:

Oh… Yes, I suppose I do. It doesn’t happen very often, but on significant events in life, I will write her a letter and set it by her grave. The last time I wrote her a letter was when Gill and I sat down and he was very distressed about what I would think about his clothing choices. I was upset that my son didn’t trust me and feel like I loved him no matter what.

kaseytheman:

He felt someone take a grip of the car, so he smoothly decided to lean his head to greet the young lady. “He—-” Though, he didn’t even get halfway through his overly flirtatious greeting when he saw just who was getting in next to him. He quickly sat up straight, visibly uncomfortable as the mayor slid in next to him. “H-hey Hamilton.” He leaned a bit away as he did. To his horror, the Hamilton patted him on the leg. “N-no not particularly sir, just.. ah.. you know, here. No reason.” He patted his own legs, avoiding eye contact. Good Goddess, of all the people, why him??

Hamilton was a little surprised by how Kasey greeted him. He hasn’t heard a tone like that used in a long time. “Don’t be so nervous, son, tonight is suppose to be all about fun and making friends!”

He peered over and studied the young farmer, “You look disappointed?” Hamilton chuckled and winked, “Were you expecting a young woman instead? Am I too old for the Tunnel of Love?” He jested with Kasey as the car began to move.

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kaseytheman:

He casually approached the car for the tunnel of love. He practically jumped at the opportunity to do this kinda thing; what a great way to meet a chick and have an impromptu date with her. It was just a lil fling thing so he wasn’t too worried about getting too into it. He smoothed his hair back with one hand as he nimbly slipped into a seat in the car. He took a really relaxed position as he waited for his partner to show up, a smirk plastered on his face.

Hamilton was excited to see so many potential couples jumping at the chance for love today. He decided that by participating in the event, it would show that he truly love his town and everything that goes on. 

He gripped over the door to the car and a huge grin lit up his face. It was his favorite farmer waiting for me. “Kasey, my boy! I am excited to see you here!”

The plump mayor slid into the car seat and patted the young man on the leg. “Are you looking for love tonight, like the rest of your peers?” He asked enthusiastically. 

Asker Anonymous Asks:
So, Gill and Bo. Do you think they'd make great babies?
hamiltoncurrentmayor hamiltoncurrentmayor Said:

Why of course! Miss Bo is a stand up lady. Remebers that Gill came unglued about Hamilton knowing Bo’s gender.

I mean.

Two boys can’t make a baby, but I think they would make good parents together. Bo is very kind to Gill. I know that sometimes he doesn’t get along with everyone, so I am grateful for Bo.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
If you could get a sponge bath from any one person besides Gill, who would it be?
hamiltoncurrentmayor hamiltoncurrentmayor Said:

There is a young man named Kasey in town. I tried to give him a sponge bath, but he wouldn’t go for it. I wouldn’t mind him returning the favor though.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
as a mayor, who are your role models?
hamiltoncurrentmayor hamiltoncurrentmayor Said:

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Got any pictures of Gill naked?
hamiltoncurrentmayor hamiltoncurrentmayor Said:

Image and video hosting by TinyPicHe’s always been a little on the serious side.